Hi everyone. I know I haven't written anything in a long time. Well, that's cause I'm kinda busy here: @ladynomnom but after 41 emails, I decided that it's time to have a little FAQ about this little pill:
Duromine
Not even gonna give you a real image of the damn pill |
DUROMINE FAQ
Q: Is Duromine a diet pill?
A: No. It is an appetite suppressant. In simple English: It makes you not hungry.
Q: Wait, then so do people like it so much?
A: Because when you don't have an appetite, you don't eat, when you don't eat, you lose weight.
Q: That's great! Then isn't that the best thing ever?! Shouldn't I just get it now?!
A: No. Because first: can you already control your appetite? If so, then why the fuck do you want it? You wanna be thin? THEN...
Q: But... but I really really need it... Please tell me where I can get it?
A: I told you specifically in my previous post that I WON'T tell you where you can get it cause I don't want to be liable to any of your problems. If you really must know, this is a prescribed medicine, so only your doctor can give it to you.
A: I told you specifically in my previous post that I WON'T tell you where you can get it cause I don't want to be liable to any of your problems. If you really must know, this is a prescribed medicine, so only your doctor can give it to you.
Q: Which doctor did you get it from then?
A: Are you seriously asking me for my doctor's address?? Don't you have a doctor? Let me tell you, it's at several neighbour clinics around Singapore. So your doctor will prescribe to you if you meet the necessary requirements.
Q: What requirements do you need?
A: Simple. Be overweight. Yep that's right. You ACTUALLY NEED TO BE FAT. Look. I can't deal with people's insecurities, simply because I've tried to sympathise but it usually ends with me being an enabler, so I'm gonna slap some sense into you: if your BMI is fine, YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT. If you still feel insecure, you need help, not a physical makeover. There are no ugly people, there are only lazy people.
Q: Fuck you! Then why did you take it!
A: Cause my doctor prescribed it to me. It worked. But not for long.
Q: What do you mean? Are there side effects?
A: DUH. That's why it's a prescribed medicine! Here are the side effects:
- heart palpitations
- heart palpitations
- dry mouth
- headaches
- buzzing in your ears
- insomnia
- restlessness
- constipation
Those are just the ones I got. There are more. It is also potentially addictive.
Q: Were they worth the side effects?
A: That depends. See, it worked. It lessened my appetite, but that came with a price (see side effects) and I felt really exhausted. After a week of intense weight-loss from basically starving myself (I ate just one sandwich the whole day and only had water) and exhaustion thanks to the insomnia, I had enough. I took it only twice a week. That brought my weight up. Then I coupled with exercise (work out on days when you don't take the pill), and that was a slow, healthy way to lose weight. I was fine for a while. Then after the wedding, I stopped the pill, I stopped exercising and it all came back. At the end of the day, Duromine is an AID to a healthy lifestyle, a catalyst or a push rather than a lifelong solution. At the end of the day it is up to you to really maintain and take care of your body.
A: That depends. See, it worked. It lessened my appetite, but that came with a price (see side effects) and I felt really exhausted. After a week of intense weight-loss from basically starving myself (I ate just one sandwich the whole day and only had water) and exhaustion thanks to the insomnia, I had enough. I took it only twice a week. That brought my weight up. Then I coupled with exercise (work out on days when you don't take the pill), and that was a slow, healthy way to lose weight. I was fine for a while. Then after the wedding, I stopped the pill, I stopped exercising and it all came back. At the end of the day, Duromine is an AID to a healthy lifestyle, a catalyst or a push rather than a lifelong solution. At the end of the day it is up to you to really maintain and take care of your body.
Q: You convinced me. I want it. Can you sell it to me?
A: DID YOU NOT READ ANYTHING I JUST WROTE? NO. GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU NITWITTED, STUBBORN, WASTREL, LAZY, ILLETERATE, INCOMPETENT FOOL.
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